G D Em C 

G D Em C* 

             G          D 
I hate your dumb, tattoo 
              Em             C 
I wish you'd fly, to the moon 
                    G         D 
Where there are no girls to use 
          Em     C 
Or screw over 


                   G            D 
I'm laughing cause I lied, you know 
            Em                 C 
I said you sound like All Time Low 
            G 
You really don't 
       D          Em 
Even though you try hard 
      C 
You try hard 


G 
  I bet you're gonna hear this song 
D 
  I bet you're gonna sing along and 
Em                                         C 
  tell your friends how I'm obsessed with you. Oh 
G 
  And I bet you didn't know 
D 
  That you sound like a girl 
Em                                    C 
  Every time you call me when you're drunk 
Em 
  And all that I wanna say 
C                   G 
  Is you really suck 
G                   D                Em                 C 
  (sah ah ah ah uck, sah ah ah ah uck, sah ah ah ah uck, sah ah) 


          G          D 
I hate the scar, above 
            Em                    C 
Your eye it looks like you're on drugs 
        G           D                      Em       C 
And you really need to learn to wash your hair 

             G     D       
Overall, you're not a catch 
 Em*                 
You're just a dumbass 
                G 
Bleachin' your hair 
         D           Em      
Well I hope it all falls out 
C 
And it falls out 


G 
  I bet you're gonna hear this song 
D 
  I bet you're gonna sing along and 
Em                                         C 
  tell your friends how I'm obsessed with you. Oh 
G 
  And I bet you didn't know 
D 
  That you sound like a girl 
Em                                    C 
  Every time you call me when you're drunk 
Em 
  And all that I wanna say 
C                   G 
  Is you really suck 
G                   D                Em                 C 
  (sah ah ah ah uck, sah ah ah ah uck, sah ah ah ah uck, sah ah) 


         G 
Oh and thanks for 
D                 Em 
Telling all your lies, cause 
C            G 
Now I realize 
    D             Em     C 
I'd rather date a rock 

         G 
Oh and thanks for 
D                    Em 
The tickets to your show 
        C             G 
I just wanted you to know 
          D             Em   C 
All your band mates are hotter than you 


G*                                        Em* 
I bet you're gonna hear this song and say 

(oh my god, she's so obsessed with me dude) 

But no 


G 
  And I bet you didn't know 
D 
  That you sound like a girl 
Em                                    C 
  Every time you call me when you're drunk 
G 
  I bet you're gonna hear this song 
D 
  I bet you're gonna sing along and 
Em                                         C 
  tell your friends how I'm obsessed with you.  

But no 
G 
  And I bet you didn't know 
D                                   Em                              
  I talked to all the girls that you were with when you were with me 
         C 
And they said 
               G 
You really suck