G                          B7 
If it weren't for drunk women, my hair would be black 
   C                        Am 
My tank would be full in my third Cadillac 
     G                 B7       C     Am 
And every girl would swoon over me 
              G                             D           G 
Yeah, if it weren't for drunk women, I'd be livin' the dream 

If it weren't for drunk women, I'd never be sad 
Get angry or jealous, just from watchin' you dance 
I'd walk to the floor, so cool, and take your hand 
Yeah, if it weren't for drunk women, I'd act like a man 


          C 
Blame the ones that came before you 
          B7 
Darlin', you know I adore you 
        C                                        G    G7 
But I'd be insane to try to play this game again 
          C 
So have a ball and have your fun 
          B7 
I gave it all for half your love 
     C                                       G 
I've said my piece and done everything I can 
                                    D          G 
If it weren't for drunk women maybe you'd understand 


If it weren't for drunk women, I'd sleep like a stone 
Not stay up and worry 'bout how you're getting home 
Who's payin' your tab and who's movin' up your thigh 
Yeah if it weren't for drunk women, I'd trust you tonight 

If it weren't for drunk women, my heart wouldn't break 
So easily crack, so needlessly take 
I'd show you a love like you've never seen 
Yeah if it weren't for drunk women, I'd have me a queen 


Blame the ones that came before you 
Darlin', you know that I adore you 
But I'd be insane to try to play this game again 
So have a ball and have your fun 
I gave it all for half your love 
I've said my piece and done everything I can 
If it weren't for drunk women maybe you'd understand 


D                                    B7 
I'm old enough now to know that your worth 
                                              C 
Has got nothin' to do with the length of your skirt 
                                            G    G7 
The waves in your hair or the smoke in your eyes 
C                                         B7 
And if you knew it too, if you saw what I see 
The beauty that lies and hides underneath 
C                         G 
You'd never give it all away 
       G                           D          G 
If it weren't for drunk women, I'd ask you to stay 


Blame the ones that came before you 
Darlin', you know that I adore you 
But I'd be insane to try to play this game again 
So have a ball and have your fun 
I gave it all for half your love 
I've said my piece and done everything I can 
If it weren't for drunk women maybe you'd understand 


If it weren't for drunk women, I'd wear me a ring 
Have three or four children, with similar names 
I'd sing 'em to sleep and love you all night long 
If it weren't for drunk women, I wouldn't be gone 

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