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        G 
Well if no one ever marries me 
      C 
And I don't see why they should 
D 
Nurse says I'm not pretty  
        C               G            Em 
And you know I'm seldom good, seldom good 

        G 
Well if no one ever marries me 
  C 
I shan't mind very much 
     D 
I'll buy a squirrel in a cage 
      C             G 
And a little rabbit-hutch 


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          C 
If no one marries me 
          Am G    D 
If no one marries me 
          C 
If no one marries me 
          Am G    D 
If no one marries me 
               Em 
Well if no one marries me 


G 
I'll have a cottage near a wood 
      C 
And a pony all my own 
  D 
A little lamb quite clean and tame 
     C             G 
That I can take to town 

G 
When I'm really getting old 
   C 
At twenty-eight or nine 
     D 
I'll buy myself a little orphan-girl 
   C                G 
And bring her up as mine
 

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          C 
If no one marries me 
          Am G    D 
If no one marries me 
          C 
If no one marries me 
       Am G    D 
No one marries me 
               C 
Well if no one marries me 
Am G    D 
Marries me 
               C 
Well if no one marries me 
Am G    D 
Marries me 
               Em 
Well if no one marries me