Db          Fm             Db        Fm 
Here, if it’s any consolation, take mine 
Db      Fm                  Db          Fm 
No, no need for explanations, it’s alright 
    Bbm                     Db 
With me it would only be redundant, see 
       Ab                        Eb 
If you only try to keep it all inside 
  Db      Fm 
I lay me down with your decision 
      Ab 
Just blow your mind, don’t hesitate 
      Eb 
This devil takes your pain away 
      Cm 
Take mine 

    Db                     Fm 
But now that I have finally found you 
      Ab                         Eb 
I’m gonna take it one step at a time 
      Db    Fm 
Let’s try keep this good thing going 
    Ab 
You tell a joke, I nearly die 
   Eb 
We have to laugh until we cry 
    Bbm              Db 
Take mine, please take mine 

    Ab                            Cm 
My margarita chum, that’s what you are 
     Fm 
I’m laughing my ass off when you sing 
 Db      
Everybody’s happy now 
    Ab                         Cm 
The luna-queens become the lunatics 
      Fm 
While Janis Joplin tells her friend 
      Db 
He’s just a one-night stand 

  Db          Fm                 Db      
I hear you retching in my bathroom, but I don’t  
Fm 
mind 
Db       Fm                  Db        Fm 
No, I’ll clean it up tomorrow, just sit down 
 Bbm        Db 
Again you choke me when you grumble 
 Ab                           Eb 
You and me we’re so much like rg 
    Db        Fm 
And now I’ll show you how to tango 
   Ab 
I think it’s time for us to say 
     Eb                              Bbm 
That this has been a prefect day and retire,  
        Db 
please retire 

                                                      Ab                            Cm 
My margarita chum, that’s what you are 
     Fm 
I’m laughing my ass off when you sing 
 Db      
Everybody’s happy now 
 Ab                       Cm 
A v.i.p is what you are to me 
  Fm                               Db 
I love it when you take me on your lonely sunday stroll 



Ab Cm Fm Db