A                             G 
Grandma has new dentures 
       A                     G 
To eat the crust of pizza 
           A                        G 
Been taken out by her daughter 
A	                            G 
Because she thought she ought'a 
        A                       G 
The kids are eating snickers 
A                               G 
Because they're so delicious 
A                              G 
Then there's sticky fingers 
A	                     G	 B    C 
And mother loses her knickers 

            Eb                Bb              C 
Bank holiday comes six times a year 
                   Eb                      Bb             C 
Days of enjoyment to which everybody cheers 
            Eb                 Bb                     C 
Bank holiday comes with six pack of beer 
                     C  Bb   G 
......then its back to work A.G.A.I.N.
 

A                     G 
Bar-b-que is cooking 
A                     G 
Sausages and chicken 
          A           G 
The patio is buzzing 
          A	                            G 
The neighbours they are looking 
A                         G 
John is down the fun pub 
A                         G 
Drinking lots of lager 
A                           G 
Girls and boys are on the game 
A                                    G    B    C 
And all the high streets look the same 

(Chorus) 
(instrumental same as verse and Chorus) 
(Chorus) x2