A 
The weekend is back 
   F      F7 
But so is he 
   C 
Head to the floodlights 
          G 
See the fraternity 
          D 
They are waiting 
A 
I hear them up in the north 
      F            F7 
And down in the south 
   C 
And all that is spewing 
   G            D 
Spewing out of his mouth 

(Chorus)  A F F7 C G D 
Entertain me 

A 
At his and hers dating 
   F     F7 
Bored minds agree 
   C 
Requirements to be stated 
          G 
Replies awaited 
A 
She wants a loose fit 
     F               F7 
He wants instant whip 
   C 
He guesstimates her arrival 
       G             D 
Will she want it really badly 

(Chorus) A F F7 C G D 
Entertain me 

A 
A car, a house both in street 
   F                F7 
The boredom of the sober week 
   C 
The weekend is here, hip hip hooray 
         G             D 
To make the blues just go away 

(Chorus) A F F7 C G D 
Entertain me