F                        A 
I can't help being depressed 
                        Dm 
When I look down at my chest 
                              C                      F 
Oh yes, my chest it might as well be nonexistent     
F                    A 
How can I ever compete With 34 double D's? 

F                    A 
And I'm rollin my eyes 
                        Dm 
When I look down at my thighs 
                              C 
They might as well tape everything that I eat, 
            F 
to my legs.  
I am too broke for the knife 
A 
Too lazy to exercise 
Dm 
But if I had hazel eyes 
C 
Maybe I could be fly. 

F 
If I had no cellulite 
A 
Big breasts and pockets real wide 
Dm 
Then maybe I 
     C 
Maybe I, I, 
I could be so fly. 
F 
And if I had a small waist 
A 
I'd make the boys go insane 
Dm 
And maybe I 
     C 
maybe I, I, 
I could be so fly. 
F, A, Dm, C 
So fly 3x 


Now listen 
I've got a beautiful soul 
But only 4 people know 
They've known me since I was 10 
Beauty did not matter then. 

Now that I'm 20 all that matters 
Is sex cars and money 
I ain't got none of the three 
So basically, I am invisible to all of the fellas 
And I sit at home jealous 
There was no golden ticket 
In my chocolate today. 

And worst of all 
I'm reminded in the cruelest ways 
Of how I don't look and I should look 
And that's why I say... 

If I had no cellulite 
Big breasts and pockets real wide 
Then maybe I 
Maybe I, I, 
I could be so fly. 
And if I had a small waist 
I'd make the boys go insane 
And maybe I 
Maybe I, I, 
I could be so fly. 
So fly 6x 


F                     A 
So basically all I need 
                        Dm 
Is to be everything but me 
Colored contacts 
            C 
Liposuction 
And breast implants 
F                               A 
Somehow that don't make much sense 
                      Dm 
I must be out of my head 
                     C              
If I think, that I am governed by material things. 

So I decided that I'm 
The definition of fly 
And if you want to know why 
I know what money can't buy 
Don't go believing the hype 
There's no runway in the sky 
And no way you could be fly 
not if it costs you a dime. 

If I had no cellulite 
Big breasts and pockets real wide 
Then maybe I 
Maybe I, I, I 
I could be so fly. 
If I had no cellulite 
the boys go insane 
And maybe I 
Maybe I, I, 
I could be so fly