Intro: A Aaug F#m Aaug (x2) 

Verse 
A                  Aaug 
Sit on the toaster like a rock 
F#m              Aaug 
No need to worry about a shock 
A               Aaug 
All of the microwaves are dead 
F#m               Aaug 
Just like the salamander said 
    D             Daug 
The refrigerators house the frogs 
    Bm             E 
The conduit is the hollow log 


[Refrão]
E                          E7 
Broken household appliance national forest 
A                       E       B 
Air conditioners in the woods 
E                          E7 
Broken household appliance national forest 
A                    E      B 
Mud and metal mixing good 

Post-Chorus 
B D B E  (x4) 

Intro 
A Aaug F#m Aaug (x2) 

Verse 
A                   Aaug 
Meadows resemble showroom floors 
F#m             Aaug 
Owls fly out of oven doors 
A                           Aaug 
Stream banks are lined with vacuum bags 
F#m                   Aaug 
Flowers reside with filthy rags 
D                     Daug 
A family of deer were happy that 
    Bm                     E 
The clearing looked like a laundry mat 


[Refrão]
E                          E7 
Broken household appliance national forest 
A                       E       B 
Air conditioners in the woods 
E                          E7 
Broken household appliance national forest 
A                    E      B 
Mud and metal mixing good 

Post-Chorus 
B D B E (x8)