[Intro:](A/C# C7/13 B F#m)4x (C# C B F#m A E F#m)3x C# C B F#m

         C#             C   B
   Your daddy works in porno
             F#m              A E F#m
   Now that mommy's not around
         C#               C   B
   She used to love her heroin
        C#          D    C#
   But now she's underground
            C#               C  B
   So you stay out late at night
           F#m                A E F#m
   And you do your coke for free
      C#                  C
   Drivin' your friends crazy
    B         A          F#m
   With your life's insanity

    D     E     Bm        C#   E     A
   Well, well, well, you just can't tell
    D     C#m   Bm    A
   Well, well, well, my Michelle
           C# C B F#m A F#m C# C B F#m
   Look out

     C#              C     B
   Sowin'all your wild oats
        F#m          A E F#m
   In another's luxuries
     C#            C    B
   Yesterday was Tuesday
           C#           D    C#
   Maybe Thursday you can sleep
          C#                    C  B
   But school starts much too early
            F#m           A E F#m
   And this hotel wasn't free
       C#                 C          B
   So party till your connections calls
           A             F#m
   Honey I'll return the key

    D     E     Bm        C#    E    A
   Well, well, well, you just can't tell
    D     C#m   Bm    A
   Well, well, well, my Michelle
    D     E     Bm        C#m    E    F#m
   Well, well, well, you never can't tell
    D     C#m   Bm    A
   Well, well, well, my Michelle

     E   D          A
   Everyone needs love
    B         G         E
   You know that it's true
    E   D           A
   Someday you'll find someone
            B
   That'll fall in love with you
    E            D         A
   But, oh, the time it takes
     B           G    E
   When you're all alone
    E   D           A
   Someday you'll find someone
         B
   That you can call your own
                          C# C B F#m A F#m C# C B F#m (Bm D Bm G A)4x  
   But till then ya better...

    C#                   C       B
   Now you're clean and so discreet
  F#m             A    E
   I won't say a word
  F#m   C#               C        B
   But most of all this song is true
    C#            D    C#
   Case you haven't heard
       C#                   C   B
   So c'mon and stop your crying
             F#m          A   E    F#m
   'Cause we both know money burns
    C#                C
   Honey don't stop tryin'
    B          A                F#m
   And you'll get what you deserve

    D     E     Bm        C#   E      A
   Well, well, well, you just can't tell
    D     C#m   Bm    A
   Well, well, well, my Michelle
    D     E     Bm        C#    E     A
   Well, well, well, you never can't tell
    D     C#m   Bm    A
   Well, well, well, my Michelle
   A                 C
   My, my, my Michelle
   A                 C
   My, my, my Michelle
     A                                 C
   My, my, my, my, my, my, my Michelle
    A                              C
   My, my, my, my, my, my, my, my Michelle
           A
   Michelle.