This is a surprisingly hard song to write down, because the backing singers are as  
as the lead singer. It looks a bit all over the place because I have tried to show where to  
the 'Sofa, Hyundai, Administration' bit. Have fun! 


        A 
Tom:You said we're manufactured, 

you must have got it wrong, 

we did this stupid challenge 
                                   D 
and we wrote this song in half an hour 
                                   D 
Danny and Dougie:                 sofa hyundai administration 
                    A 
Tom: oh in half an hour 
                    A 
Danny and Dougie:  sofa hyundai administration 
              E 
Tom: our reputation to loose 
              D                   A 
thats why we wrote the top gear blues 

        A 
Danny: jeremys antique 

the hamster just squeaks 

james is such a geek 
                                   D 
and i really want to know who the stig is 

                                   D 
Tom and Dougie:                    sofa hyundai administration 
                   A 
Danny: who is the stig? 
                   A 
Tom and Dougie:   sofa hyundai administration 
                E 
Danny: our reputation to loose 
        D 
when i sing the top gear blues 

Tom: SOLO 1,2,3 

(Guitar solo) 
      Bb 
Tom: jeremys antique 

the hamster just squeaks 

james is just a geek 
                                    Eb 
and i really want to know whos the stig? 
                                    Eb 
Danny and Dougie:                   sofa hyundai administration 
                    Bb 
Tom: yeah whos the stig? 
                    Bb 
Danny and Dougie:   sofa hyundai administration 
              F 
Tom: our reputation to loose 

              Eb 
thats why we wrote the top gear 
            F 
Dougie: my penis grows huge 
        Eb 
when i sing the top gear 
              F 
Danny: i'm a little confused 
                Eb                Bb 
this is why we sing the top gear blues