SPOKEN:  
It was a moonlit night in old Mexico.  
I walked alone between some old adobe haciendas.  
Suddenly, I heard the plaintive cry of a young Mexican girl.  
 
        C                        Am 
La la la, la la la la la la la la,  
                         F                            G7 
La la la la la la la la, la la la la la la la la 
 
                                                         C 
You better come home, Speedy Gonzales  
                    Am 
Away from tannery row  
                                 F 
Stop alla your a-drinkin'  
                                      G 
With that floozie named Flo  
                                       C 
Come on home to your adobe  
                                       Am 
And slap some mud on the wall  
                                         F 
The roof is leakin' like a strainer  
       G                                        C  F C 
There's loadsa roaches in the hall  
 
  F                                                          C 
Speedy Gonzales, why dontcha come home?  
  F                                                                   G 
Speedy Gonzales, how come ya leave me all alone?  
 
SPOKEN in a male Mexican accent:  
"Hey, Rosita-I hafta go shopping downtown  
for my mudder-she needs some tortillas and chili peppers."  
 
C                        Am 
La la la la la la la la la,  
                         F                            G7 
La la la la la la la la, la la la la la la la la 
 
           				C 
Your doggy's gonna have a puppy  
			 Am		 
And we're runnin' outta coke  
			F 
No enchiladas in the icebox  
                    		G 
And the television's broke  
				C 
I saw some lipstick on your sweatshirt  
				Am 
I smelled some perfume in your ear  
				F 
Well if you're gonna keep on messin'  
  G					C F C 
Don't bring your business back a-here  
 
F                                                          C 
Speedy Gonzales, why dontcha come home?  
  F                                                                   G 
Speedy Gonzales, how come ya leave me all alone?  
 
SPOKEN in a male Mexican accent: 
 "Hey, Rosita-come queek-down at the cantina  
they giving green stamps with tequila!!"  
 
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