F 
I've sung some songs that were lame 
                             Gm 
I've slept with girls on the game 
  
 
I've got my catholic shame 
  
 
Lord I'm in purgatory 
  
 
Cadd9  C                   Bb  F 
Basically it's all come-on top for me 
  
 
F 
I wasn't me when we met 
                    Dm 
You haven't lost my respect 
  
 
I'm here to serve and protect 
                C 
What shape of insanity 
                  Bb    F 
Keeps leading you back to me?  
  
 
  
So put your hands across the water 
      Gm 
Oh mushroom 
    C 
Monsoon 
     Bb  F 
Come soon 
  
 
Don't wanna piss on your parade 
I'm here to make money and get laid 
Yeah I'm a star but I'll fade 
If you ain't stickin' your knives in me 
You will be eventually 
  
 
To all you sharons and michelles 
With all your tales to sell 
Save your meat money well 
I'm glad that spending a night with me 
Guaranteed you celebrity. 
  
 
And I can't talk in a crowd 
When I'm alone I'm too loud 
You've done your daddy's proud 
Thank you for keeping me company 
You've all been so nice to me 
  
 
{Chorus} 
  
 
Eb 
Oh lord I feel 
F 
Nothing 
Eb 
I know much smarter men 
C9     C 
Never got this far 
  
 
I got too many regrets 
I've smoked too many cigarettes 
I've had more blondes than brunettes 
I'm not expecting your sympathy 
But it's all been too much for me 
  
 
{Chorus} 
  
F 
So put your hands across the water 
      Bb 
Oh mushroom 
    C 
Monsoon 
     Bb  F 
Come soon