G                    
I don't like fancy learnin' books. 
    C 
I don't like apple tarts. 
   G 
I don't like cozy breakfast nooks. 
   D7 
I don't like modern arts. 

             G 
Well I like farts, 
           C 
Yes I like farts, 
        D                                                  G 
I like long farts short farts wet farts your farts, I like farts. 
G 
If you got hearts (Peter: Oh I got hearts) 
                  C 
Let's hear those farts (Peter: How do I start) 
     D                                       G 
Well Peter I will help you get your fart to start 
G                    C         D ...... 
PHHT PHHT PHHT PHHT PHHHT PHHHT... 

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