G                               Em 
Basil Dazzle and her dissolving city 
G                                           Em 
Stella Gazelle and the distraction I bought her 
Am               D 
I wonder why, oh why 
G                              Em 
Debra Zebra and the disgusting gawk 
G                                              Em 
Malice to Pallas at the all night palace, with Alice 
Am                    D 
I wonder why I wonder why 
G                                        Em 
Metal Guru's in the loo with my glue, yeah, 
G                                    Em 
Telegram Sam bought some land in Milan, 
Am                    D  
I wonder why I Wonder Why 
G                                    Em 
Thin faced Sally skinned a cat in my alley 
G                                       Em 
Dawn sunstorm minister of doom, in your tomb 
Am             
I wonder why 
Am                          D 
Lord I wonder why, I wonder why