A 
Hot wax drippin'  
Honey what do you say  
I got a brand new record  
That I gotta play  
She said not now boy  
But I did anyway  
        D         G 
And I'm ready, so ready  
 
A                    
Lip smackin' paddy wackin'  
Walkin' the street  
I got a rag top chevy  
Now I'm back on my feet  
I get an EMHO woody  
When I sit in the seat  
          D         G  
Cause I'm ready, so ready 
  
A 
I got a girlfriend with the hoochy-coochy eyes  
 Ebdim7 
'Cause in the pink she looks so fine  
Dm7 
She got the cracker jack now all I want's the prize  
    A(Figure 1) 
YEAH  
 
A 
I know these hookers down on 42nd street, but  
Ebdim7 
I'll-gotten booty's not my style  
Dm7 
I'll take a rain check 'til I get back on my feet  
     A(Figure 1) 
YEAH  
 
 
'Cause I'm 
E  A 
Alright  
Your momma says I'm  
D  G 
Alright  
Your daddy says I'm  
E  A 
Alright  
And my old lady says I'm  
D  G 
Alright  
 
Whip crackin' floozy  
Way outta control  
She got a new kinda jelly  
In her jelly roll  
I got the right key baby  
But the wrong keyhole  
And I'm ready, so ready  
 
I'm a red hot pistol  
And I'm ready to fight  
I'm a 38 special  
On a Saturday night  
I'm gonna kiss your boo-boo honey  
Make it alright  
'Cause I'm ready, so ready  
 
I got a cruiser with a bimbo on the dash  
It kinda keeps my ass in line  
One little french kiss honey that's my kinda trash  
HONEY  
 
My brand new baby's lookin f-i-n-e FINE  
The sun is shinin' every day  
Ain't got no rubbers now it's rainin' all the time  
HONEY  
 
But I'm  
Alright  
My little sister says I'm  
Alright  
Ohh my brother thinks I'm  
Alright  
And my old lady knows I'm  
Alright  
 
E                               B    F#  
I feel like I'm hung up on the line 
C#				    G#  
I'd die for you but we were partners in the crime  
B                          F#       C# 
Everything about you is so f-i-n-e- FINE 
G#  
Let's put our clothes back on  
    A 
And by the way girl  
B                  A 
What's your name again?  
 
But I'm  
Alright  
You're daddy says I'm  
Alright  
And Tipper thinks I'm  
Alright  
And Joe Perry says I'm  
Alright  
 
Pitched my tent  
In the pouring rain  
I got a back seat lover  
That's callin' my name  
She gonna blow my cover  
She's hot as a flame  
But I'm ready, so ready  
 
I shove my tongue  
Right between your cheeks  
I haven't made love now  
For twenty-five weeks  
I hear that your so tight  
Your lovin' squeaks  
And I'm ready, so ready  
YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH