D I woke up the other night A lyin' on the floor 
Right beside of someone I'd D never seen before 
She said my name's Juliet but Romeo you G ain't 
That's A another good reason not to D drink 
 
That's another good reason not to A drink 
When I'm sober I'm almost a D saint 
If I keep goin' on like this  
I'll end up like ole G Hank 
That's A another good reason not to D drink 
 
I can't go see my best friend, A He said stay away 
Just because of what I said D on his wedding day 
You oughta call her Sherman  
'Cause she looks just like a G tank 
That's A another good reason not to D drink 
 
That's another good reason not to A drink 
When I'm sober I'm almost a D saint 
If I keep goin' on like this  
I'll end up like ole G Hank 
That's A another good reason not to D drink 
 
Now I'm gonna sue the city about that police{A}man 
Last night as I left the bar  
He D stepped right on my hand 
He said are you drunk or blind, I said let me G think 
That's A another good reason not to D drink 
 
That's another good reason not to A drink 
When I'm sober I'm almost a D saint 
If I keep goin' on like this  
I'll end up like ole G Hank 
That's A another good reason not to D drink 
 
That's another good reason not to A drink 
When I'm sober I'm almost a D saint 
If I keep goin' on like this  
I'll end up like ole G Hank 
That's A another good reason 
Baby let me in, I'm freezin' 
Another good reason not to D drink