F7 
 Nobody stands, 
E7 
 In between me and my man, 
            Dm 
It's me And Mr Jones. 
           G7 
(Me and Mr Jones). 

Verso 1: 

(G7) 
 What kind of, 
Cmaj7       C6    Cmaj7 
 Fuckery is this? 
    C6 
You made me miss, 
    Dm         Dm7 
The Slick Rick gig. 
(Oh Slick Rick). 
Dm             Dm7 
 You thought I didn't, 
         Dm     Dm7 
Love you when I did, 
        G7/5+ 
(When I did). 
        G7 
Can't believe you, 
          Cmaj7    C6   Cmaj7  C6 
Played me out like that. 

Verso 2: 

             Cmaj7 
No you ain't worth, 
      C6   Cmaj7 
Guest list, 
     C6 
Plus one of all, 
     Dm        Dm7 
Them girls you kiss. 
(All them girls). 
Dm              Dm7 
 You can't keep lying, 
        Dm        Dm7 
To your-self like this, 
         G7/5+ 
(To your-self). 
         G7 
Can't be-lieve, 
                Cmaj7 
You played your-self, 
C6    Cmaj7  C6 
 Like this. 

Bridge 1: 

Cmaj7   C6 
 Rulers one thing, 
Cmaj7     C6 
 But come Brixton, 
F 
 Nobody stands, 
      Fm 
In be-tween me and my man, 
          Em7       Eb 
'Cos it's me and Mr Jones, 
Dm          G7 
 (Me and Mr Jones). 

Verso 3: 

(G7) 
 What kind of, 
Cmaj7        C6  Cmaj7 
 Fuckery are we? 
     C6 
Nowa-days you don't, 
Dm            Dm7 
 Mean dick to me. 
(Dick to me). 
I might let you, 
        Dm    Dm7 
Make it up to me, 
         G7/5+ 
(Make it up). 
      G7      Cmaj7     C6  Cmaj7  C6 
Who's playing Saturday? 

Verse 3: 

(G7) 
 What kind of, 
Cmaj7        C6   Cmaj7 
 Fuckery are you? 
          C6 
Side from Sammy you're, 
   Dm         Dm7 
My best black Jew. 
But I could swear that, 
Dm       Dm7 
 We were through, 
         G7/5+ 
(We were through). 
                G7 
I still want to wonder, 
Cmaj7      C6         Cmaj7  C6 
 'Bout the things you do. 

Bridge 2: 

Cmaj7 C6 
 Mr   Destiny, 
Cmaj7  C6 
 9 and 14. 
F 
 Nobody stands, 
      Fm 
In be-tween me and my man, 
          Em7       Eb 
'Cos it's me and Mr Jones, 
Dm         G7   Cmaj7 
 Me and Mr Jo...nes.