Capo: 1st fret 
  
(Spoken) 
Female: "Huh? Get a job?!?" 
Male #1: "What for?" 
Male #2: "I'm trying to think." 
  
Intro: C F Bb G (2X) 
  
  
C     F             Bb     G  
I was good, I could talk a mile a minute 
C                F          Bb          G 
On this caffeine buzz I was on, we were really hummin' 
C        F              Bb     G  
We would talk everyday. . .for hours 
C       F         Bb     G    F     G  
We belong to the. . .deadbeat club 
          C          F              Bb 
Anyway we can, we're gonna find something 
     G                       C                  F 
We'll dance in the garden in torn sheets in the rain 
     Bb                      G                  C     F 
We'll dance in the garden in torn sheets in the rain 
      Bb     G 
In the rain 
  

                   C                     F 
We're the deadbeat club (deadbeat club) 
                   Bb                    G 
We're the deadbeat club (deadbeat club) 
                   C                     F 
We're the deadbeat club (deadbeat club) 
                   Bb                    G 
We're the deadbeat club (deadbeat club) 

  
  
C             F             Bb               G 
Going down to Allen's for a twenty-five cent beer 
C               F                  Bb          G 
And the jukebox playing real loud, "Ninety-Six Tears." 
      C    F           Bb         G 
We're wild girls walkin' down the street 
     C         F    Bb              G   F     G 
Wild girls 'n' boys going out for a big time 
  
  
(Chorus) 
Interlude: C F Bb G (2X) 
  
  
C                   F             Bb           G 
Let's go crash that party down in Normaltown tonight 
C                    F       Bb         G 
Then we'll go skinny-dippin' in the moonlight 
     C     F            Bb        G 
We're wild girls walkin' down the street 
     C         F    Bb              G   F     G 
Wild girls 'n' boys going out for a big time 
          C         F               Bb 
Anyway we can, we're gonna find something 
     G                       C                  F 
We'll dance in the garden in torn sheets in the rain 
     Bb                      G                  C     F 
We'll dance in the garden in torn sheets in the rain 
      Bb     G 
In the rain 

C            F                   Bb             G         
O-o-o-oh no! Here they come, the members of the deadbeat club 
C   F   Bb   G  
C        F                   Bb             G 
O-oh no! Here they come, the members of the deadbeat club 
C   F   Bb   G
  
  
(Repeat and fade)