Intro 

D D7  Bb C D  x2 
D D7  Bb C D  x3 


Verse 

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so you wanted life to be like in the magazines? 
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a pretty girl with the thinnest waist you've ever seen 
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don't you know you've got skin like orange peel? 


Interlude 

D C Bb C D  x2 


Verse 

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could be time for you to wake up from your music-dream 
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how about a little lesson in reality? 


[Refrão]

        C                B  
Anybody home? Hello? Hello?! 
        E 
Anybody home? 


Verse 

so you wanted life to be like in the magazines? 
a pretty girl with the thinnest waist you've ever seen 
how about a little lesson in reality? 
stick your fingers in my pants and tell me what you feel! 


[Refrão]

        C                B  
Anybody home? Hello? Hello?! 
        E 
Anybody home?