F                    Dm7
What do you get when you fall in love?

   Bb
A girl with a pin to burst your bubble

Am7                     D11        D7
That's what you get for all your troubble

Gm7                     C7 Bb7 F
I'll never fall in love again 

Bbmaj7   C7                   F
I'll   never fall in love again

F                        Dm7
What do you get when you kiss a girl

    Bb
You get enough germs to catch pneumonia


Am7                  D11    D7
After you do, she'll never phone ya

Gm7                      C7 Bb7 F
I'll never fall in love again 

Bbmaj7   C7                                F
I'll          never fall in love again

 F                       C11   F
Don't tell me what it's all about

        C11                     F
'cause I've been there and I'm glad I'm not


 Am
Out of those chains those chains that bind you


 G7              C7
That is why I'm here to remind you



 F                        Dm7
What do you get when you fall in love?

       Bb
You only get lies and pain and sorrow


Am7               D11    D7
So far at least until tomorrow


Gm7                          C7  Bb7  F
I'll never fall in love a-  gain 


Bbmaj7  C7               C11 C7/9    F
I'll        never fall in love a-     gain