verse 1 

A                     B          A 
  You ever believe in big strong daddy legs? 
                      B      A 
And do you believe in bad flying aeroplane? 
                         B            A 
Then you will rejoice in believing in Dog-Like Sparky 
                          B       A 
He's all heaven sent, but will he suffer from your sweetness 
                   B 
If I am a dog then shake hands 




[Refrão]
C        G       A          C#        G# 
Brother, sis, we never ever sing like Barky 
B           D#       A# 
We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky 
C       G      A              C#    G# 
No feet for me and suck red upon my belly 
B           D#       A# 
We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky 

verse 1 

A                  B        A 
  Defenders of the world we make believe in 
                  B     A 
Put your hands on the Holy Bible and scream wank 
                   B 
If I am a dog then shake hands 



[Refrão]

C        G       A          C#        G# 
Brother, sis, we never ever sing like Barky 
B           D#       A# 
We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky 
C       G      A              C#    G# 
No feet for me and suck red upon my belly 
B           D#       A# 
We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky 

BRIDGE 

B               D      A            F           C    F  C 
Stay alive with or without praising him off his pins 
B            D          A            F          C    F  C 
That glisten wheel-like in their shining wheely tins 
   C#                  F#    B       E 
Never mind as crawling is my in mind world 
     A    F#m   E     A 
With everything alive 
C#                     F#    B     G#m 
Stick and suck dribble in my dirty shoes 
    E        A    F#m    E    A 
And crown me everything alive 

Chorus - Instrumental 

C   G   A    C#   G# 
B   D#  A# 

verse 3 

A                         B     A 
  And so the spirits they do protect him now 

                            B        A 
When he's all spoiled, when he's too squashed and hurt by feelings 
                          B 
Now eat up your hands now eat your... 



[Refrão]

C        G       A          C#        G# 
Brother, sis, we never ever sing like Barky 
B           D#       A# 
We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky 
C       G      A              C#    G# 
No feet for me and suck red upon my belly 
B           D#       A# 
We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky 

BRIDGE 

B           D      A          F     C    F  C 
No feet for me and suck red upon my belly 
B           D      A          F     C    F  C 
No feet for me and suck red upon my belly 

   C#                  F#    B       E 
Never mind as crawling is my in mind world 
     A    F#m   E     A 
With everything alive 
C#                     F#    B     G#m 
Stick and suck dribble in my dirty shoes 
    E        A    F#m    E    A 
And crown me everything alive 
C#                     F#    B 
Stick and suck dribble in my shoes 
    E        A    F#m    E    A 
And crown me everything alive 
C#                     F#    B     G#m 
Stick and suck dribble in my dirty shoes 
    E        A    F#m    E    A 
And crown me everything alive 

OTHER BRIDGE - repeat x 2 

B       F#          B        E     B 
  Is me alive and a-crawling is my world 
F#       C     G 
Crawling is my world! 
A#       F#    C#  D#  C#  F#m 
Crawling is my world! 

BRIDGE - Instrumental 

B   D   A   F   C   F   C 
B   D   A   F   C   F   C 
C#  F#  B   E   A   F#m E   A 
C#  F#  B   G#m E   A   F#m E   A 

Chorus - Instrumental 

C   G   A    C#   G# 
B   D#  A# 

verse 4 

A                         B     A 
  And so the spirits they do protect him now 
                            B        A 
When he's all spoiled, when he's too squashed and hurt by feelings 
                   B 
If I am a dog then shake hands 

Chorus - repeat x however many times you want to do it 

C        G       A          C#        G# 
Brother, sis, we never ever sing like Barky 
B           D#       A# 
We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky 
C       G      A              C#    G# 
No feet for me and suck red upon my belly 
B           D#       A# 
We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky 

NOISES