INTRO 
D A D A 

VERSE 
D                         A 
Cigarettes and Heroin are my only friends 
        Bm              G 
Now I?m in a sanitarium wearing depends 
D                          A 
Done a lot of damage but I feel ok 
    Bm                            G 
The Thorazine I take it makes the monsters go away 
       G/F#   G      G/F#   G     G/F#    G    G/F#    
And my doctor says, "Son if you apply yourself here, 
G         A                         Bm 
You?ll be working at McDonald?s in about two years" 


[Refrão]
   D            A 
Oh yeah, well alright! 
            D                        G 
You know it sucks in here and its so lonely at night 
   D            A 
Oh yeah, well alright! 
         D                     G 
You know I?d break out but I?m too weak to fight 
   D        A          D 
Oh yeah, oh yeah, well alright 

VERSE 
      D                         A 
These therapy sessions they get oh so sad 
     Bm                            G 
Some crackhead bitch found out she hates her dad 
D                      A 
She never knew why, oh now its clear 
   Bm                     G 
Oh god, please get me the fuck out of here 
       G/F#   G      G/F#   G     G/F#    G    G/F#    
And my doctor says, "Son if you apply yourself here, 
G         A                         Bm 
You?ll be working at McDonald?s in about two years" 

Chorus 

VERSE 
        D                     A 
We have 12 step meetings, and boy, they're fun 
         Bm                G 
We drink coffee, and smoke cigarettes, I wish we had guns 
   D                  A 
An hour outside, it's like a vacation 
     Bm                            G 
It?s like a fucking prison, but we get medication 
       G/F#   G      G/F#   G     G/F#    G    G/F#    
And my doctor says, "Son if you apply yourself here, 
G         A                         Bm 
You?ll be working at McDonald?s in about two years" 

Chorus 
   D        A          D 
Oh yeah, oh yeah, well alright