C           G             F           C     G 
I've all my wisdom teeth, two up top, two beneath, 
    C        G            F                      C         G 
And yet I'll recognise my mouth says things that aren't so wise, 
    C              G                   F                  C        G 
But when I sing my darling's praise, I know I'm right, or close anyways, 
    C            G                 F              C      G 
For she's a gem upon this earth, I know to me she will return. 
      C         F       C         F 
Oh, I know it's true, I know it's true 
     C          G           C      G 
That I was made for her and she me too, 
        C    F                C        F 
And I'm confident that she'll think so too, 
    C         G 
And she'll be coming back, coming back, 
C            G                           F 
Coming back, coming back, coming back... soon.
 
C                G 
Mornings we have toast and tea, 
  F                          C                    G 
I gaze across the table, she glares right back at me, 
    C                  G 
And when we're getting low on jam 
  F                                  C              G 
I give her the last spoonful, that's just the way I am, 
    C              G 
And I drive her to work each day 
F                          C            G 
Even though it's early and work is far away, 
    C            G 
And I don't even say a thing 
F                           C               G 
When she plays the radio so loud you cannot think. 
G                 F         C 
I can't stand her goddamned friends, 
    F           C         F             C 
But I will tolerate them, even though I hate them, 
    G                  F      C 
And I will put up with her parents, 
                F             C 
`Cause she says I'll not ever meet someone 
    F              C           G   F C 
Who is so kind and sweet ever again...
 
C           G             F           C     G 
I've all my wisdom teeth, two up top, two beneath, 
    C        G            F                      C         G 
And yet I'll recognise my mouth says things that aren't so wise, 
    C              G                   F                  C        G 
But when I sing my darling's praise, I know I'm right, or close anyways, 
    C            G                 F              C      G 
For she's a gem upon this earth, I know to me she will return.
 
      C         F       C         F 
Oh, I know it's true, I know it's true 
     C          G           C      G 
That I was made for her and she me too, 
        C      F                C        F 
And I'm pretty sure that she'll think so too, 
    C         G 
And she'll be coming back, coming back, 
C            G                           F 
Coming back, coming back, coming back... soon. 
          C         G 
Yeah, and she'll be coming back, coming back, 
C            G                           F   C 
Coming back, coming back, coming back... soon.