G            Em 
Two French sisters on a DC-10 
          G              Em 
sped from Dallas. Just imagine them: 
G                  Em 
peppering their respective speeches with 
G          Em 
commas and cupids 
            G               Em 
and I-Don't-Wannas, I-Don't-Think-Sos. 

   D             C         G 
It snows here in Sasquatch Country 
          D        C            G 
where the criminal element runs free. 
    D             C 
Two singular eyes spied them, 
          G 
a cyclops second goes by them, 
      Em                       G 
When, upon their arrival, they say 
          Em                G 
(in a dispirited-but-comely way), 
   C         Em 
"I want this cyclops." 

           G            Em 
Two French sisters on a DC-10 
          G              Em 
sped from Dallas. Just imagine them: 
G                  Em 
peppering their respected speeches with 
G          Em 
commas and cupids 
            G               Em 
and I-Don't-Wannas, I-Don't-Think-Sos. 

     D            C         G 
It's slow here in Sasquatch Country 
          D        C            G 
where the criminal element runs free. 
    D             C 
One singular eyes spies them, 
         G 
a sloppy second goes by them, 
      Em                       G 
When, upon their arrival, they say 
          Em                G 
(in a dispirited-but-comely way), 
   C         Em 
"I want this cyclops."