Bm 
When I was just a little baby boy, 
                 F# 
my momma used to tell me these crazy things 
She used to tell me my daddy was an evil man, 
            Bm 
she used to tell me he hated me 
But then I got a little bit older 
                F# 
and I realized, she was the crazy one 
But there was nothin I could do or say to try to change it 
      Bm 
cause that's just the way she was 

*The Chorus is pretty much the same: 

Bm                        F# 
You don't wanna fuck with Shady (why?) 
     F#                 Bm 
'Cos Shady will fuckin' kill you (ha-ha)