Intro: (G) (F) (D)  repeat 

I believe that (D) gas is too damn high 
Ain't nothin' more American than Mama's apple pie 
I believe in (D) love, I believe in peace 
But I don't believe we'll ever see it in the Middle East 
I believe the (G) Bible is cold hard fact 
And I believe that (C) Jesus is coming (G) back 
Before she does (D) 

I believe the (D) Sabbath is the day of rest 
The tax man and the devil share the same address 
I believe don't (D) start if you're gonna quit 
I believe in keeping your mouth shut, and carry a big stick 
I be(G)lieve dogs are better than cats 
And I believe that (C) Jesus is coming (G) back 
Before she does (D) 

 	 There's (A) absolutely positively (G) no doubt in my (D) mind (C) (G) 
 	 That (A) O.J. did it - Lee Harvey didn't 
 	 And (G) she's really gone this (A) time 

I believe that (D) cold cold beer 
Tastes better on a barstool than it does anywhere 
I believe hard (D) work really makes the man 
But everyone should wet a line every now and then 
I believe it's (G) best to pay with cash 
And I believe that (C) Jesus is coming (G) back 
Before she does (D) 

Repeat Chorus 

I believe she (D) was a real good thing 
Can you believe I let a girl like that get away 
I believe (G) she meant it the night she packed 
And said that (C) Jesus is coming (G) back 
Before she (D) does 
Before she does (D)