Verse: 
G 
If your paycheck depends on the weather an’ the clock 
						   G7 
If your conversation calls for a little more than a coffee pot 
	C					           G 
If you need to pour your heart out, an’ try to rectify some situation, that you’re facin’ 
		D			     G 
Contact your American Honky Tonk Bar Association

Verse: 
G 
When Uncle Sam dips in your pocket, for most things you don’t mind 
							G7 
But when your dollar goes to all of those standin’ in a welfare line 
    C						          G 
Rejoice you have a voice, if you’re concerned about the destination, of this great nation 
		D			     G	G7 
It’s called the American Honky Tonk Bar Association 
 
 
Chorus 1: 
	            C 
It represents the hard-hat, gun-rack, achin’-back, over-taxed, flag-wavin’, fun-lovin’ crowd 
         G 
Their heart is in the music, an’ they love to play it loud 
	   D 
There’s no forms or no applications, there’s no red-tape administrations 
				         G 
It’s the American Honky Tonk Bar Association 
 
 
Verse: 
G 
We’re all one big family throughout the cities an’ the towns 
						    G7 
We don’t reach for handouts, we reach for those who’re down 
        C							  G 
And every local chapter has a seven-day-a-week-available consultation, for your frustration 
		D			     G	G7 
It’s called the American Honky Tonk Bar Association 
 
 
Repeat Chorus 1 
 
 
Chorus 2: 
G7	             C 
It represents the mud-flap, six-pack, bare-crack, over-taxed, flag-wavin’, fun-lovin’ crowd 
         G 
Their heart is in the music, an’ they love to play it loud 
	    D 
There’s no forms or no applications, there’s no red-tape administrations 
				         G 
It’s the American Honky Tonk Bar Association 
 
		D			    G 
Go join your American Honky Tonk Bar Association 
 
Do not delay; contact today, your AHBA, your AHBA