E               B        C#m           Abm   
Do you have the time to listen to me whine    
 A                E                  B   
About nothing and everything all at once    
E            B   
I am one of those    
   C#m        Abm   
Melodramatic fools    
   A            E   
Neurotic to the bone    
                B   
No doubt about it    
A             B              E   
  Sometimes I give myself the creeps    
A              B                   E   
  Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me    
A                   B   
It all keeps adding up    
E          G#        C#m   
I think I'm cracking up    
A             B   
Am I just paranoid?    
                 (E B C#m B) X2   
Am I just stoned    
E            B   
I went to a shrink    
   C#m        G#m   
To analyze my dreams    
A               E                  B   
She says it's lack of sex that's bringing me down    
   E         B   
I went to a whore    
    C#m                G#m   
He said my life's a bore    
    A               E                     B   
So quit my whining cause it's bringing her down    
A             B              E   
  Sometimes I give myself the creeps    
A              B                   E   
  Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me    
A                   B   
It all keeps adding up    
E          G#        C#m   
I think I'm cracking up    
A             B   
Am I just paranoid?    
            (E B C#m B) X4   
Am I stoned   
A             B   
Grasping to control    
                     (E B C#m G#m A E B) X2   
So I better hold on    
A             B              E   
  Sometimes I give myself the creeps    
A              B                    E   
  Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me    
A                   B   
It all keeps adding up    
E          G#        C#m   
I think I'm cracking up    
A             B   
Am I just paranoid?    
                 (E B C#m G#m A E B) X4   A E B   
Am I just stoned