Intro:  A 
 
A                                A A   G#m G#m 
Wake up major and stitch on your hat 
    F#m 
You fell out of bed, and then you landed in the cache 
   D                      A 
So what's in your diary today? 
A                                           A A   G#m G#m 
Call on your main man, what can he do for you? 
F#m 
Hang out with stupid, so you can tell him what to do 
D                   A         
Major, this is your day 
 
C#       D        A         E             D 
Living alone in a jar never gets you very far 
 
       A                        C# 
He can read your mind, make you feel alright  
     D     A              E 
Sgt. Major knows what you want 
   A                          C# 
He knows who you are, one day you'll be a star 
    D     A              E 
Sgt Major knows what you want 
 
 A                                     A  A  G#m  G#m 
Take out your paper and throw it all away 
F#m                  
Everything is useless ain't got a lot to say 
D                  A 
Major this is your way 
    A                                         A A   G#m G#m 
The major is drowning cause he opened his mouth 
   F#m                          
He starts to explain it, but nothing's coming out 
D                  A 
Major what can you say? 
 
  C#            D            A 
I hope that you like who you are 
      C#      D         A         E             D 
Cause livin' alone in a jar never gets you very far 
 
       A                        C# 
He can read your mind, make you feel alright  
     D     A              E 
Sgt. Major knows what you want 
   A                          C# 
He knows who you are, one day you'll be a star 
    D     A              E 
Sgt Major knows what you want 
 
  D                            B       
I know that you think that you made it 
  D                    B 
I know what I meant to say 
D                       B 
While you looked in the mirror  
               D  
I was getting away 
For you there is there is nothing to say 
 
       A                        C# 
He can read your mind, make you feel alright  
     D     A              E 
Sgt. Major knows what you want 
   A                          C# 
He knows who you are, one day you'll be a star 
    D     A              E 
Sgt Major knows what you want 
 
D         A            E            E   
                        Whoo whooo  
D         A            E            E   
                        Whoo whooo  
D         A            E            E   
                        Whoo whooo  
 
D         A            E  (hold)