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Verse 1   I am your neighbor I seem most respectable  
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          But underneath I'm an nimiquitous toad  
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          So many dreadful mishaps have befallen you  
          F           C           Am  
          Down at the end of your road  
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          And I live down the end of your road  
 
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Verse 2   I'm working on ways to remove you from paradise  
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       -> From your { striped } lawn and your new swimming pool  
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          I place broken bottles in your geraniums  
          F             C         Am  
          Sabotage your gardening tools  
                F             C           Am  
          And I live down the end of your road  
 
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Chorus -> By day I am a real estate { agent } gentleman  
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          I deal in fine properties cheap at the price  
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          Under dark I plan my most devious practices  
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          Which you might not think very nice  
 
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Verse 3   Designing a system to reverse your plumbing  
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       -> Welling up as you sit on your private throne { Your welcome }  
          Am                   Gm  
          All kind of vile and despicable nasties  
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          You would rather not have in your home  
                F             C           Am  
          And I live down the end of your road  
 
Solo      D#  F  C  F#  G#  D#  F  C  D  E  
 
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Verse 4   Dispensed loathsome creatures in your drawing room  
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          Sent doggy poo-poos in your morning mail  
          Am                          Gm  
       -> Rat's heads and larks wings { should } set your tongues turning  
          F                    C           Am  
          And your houses will soon be for sale  
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  And I live down the end of your road, Yes I live down the end of your road  
         F             C           Am          F             C           Am  
  Well I live down the end of your road, And I live down the end of your road  
  F           C           Am          F             C           Am  
  Down at the end of your road, Yes I live down the end of your road  
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  I live down at the end of your road, I live down at the end of your road