intro:  C 

C 
I thought maybe I'd find a friend 
    Em 
Or maybe I'd meet a girl 
        F 
Have a great conversation with a stranger 
        G 
On the other side of the world 

C 
Or maybe learn something new 
       Em 
About a culture or a place 
 F 
Connect with another human being 
          G 
But every time I press new game 

All I see is 
C              Em 
Guys jerking off 
F              G 
Guys jerking off 
    C               Em 
Just penises and cocks 
    F                G 
And guys jerking them off 

F 
Hold on 
           G 
This guy's not jerking off 
C 
Maybe he's like me 
       Am 
And he just wants to talk 
G            G7 
Hi, how are you? 

Nope, there he goes 
Uh, dude, that is a lot of cum