Verse 

   G#      Adim       Bbm 
If all the world's a stage, 
     Bbm       Eb+      Abm  Ab     F7 
Then you're my favorite actress 
                    Bbm 
If all of life's a game, 
   Bbm       Eb      G#dim G#    Cm/G 
I sure could use the practice (exhale) 
Db                      Cm   Bbm 
I wouldn't call this a love song 


[Refrão]
          
            G#/Eb       Fm            Cm  Db 
You want me pounding on the church doors, 
Eb/G         G#           E+   Fm 
Singing from a street light 
            Cm            Db            Eb/G    G# 
Oh it's the kind of love that doesn't exist anymore, 
Bbm      Cm       Db 
You want Hollywood, 
     Eb           G# 
And this is real life 
          G#/Eb          Fm            Cm   Db 
I want to kiss to you in the pouring rain, 
        Eb/G           G# 
I say I loved you from the first 
   E+   Fm 
Time I saw you 
       Cm     Db                Eb/G    G# 
It's a sure fire way to get your heart to break, 
Bbm    Cm      Db 
That's Hollywood, 
    Eb            G# 
And this is real life 
         Bbm   Cm   Db 
You want Hollywood 

Verse 
G#            Adim       Bbm 
   If all the world's a stage, 
Eb                          G# 
   Then you're my favorite actress 
F7                    Bbm 
   If all of life's a game, 
Eb                      G#dim  G# 
   I sure could use the practice 
  Bbm                      Bbm/G#   Eb 
Oh, I wouldn't call this a love song 
            G#/Eb       Fm            Cm  Db 
You want me pounding on the church doors, 
Eb/G         G#           E+   Fm 
Singing from a street light 
            Cm            Db            Eb/G    G# 
Oh it's the kind of love that doesn't exist anymore, 
Bbm      Cm       Db 
You want Hollywood, 
     Eb           G# 
And this is real life 
          G#/Eb          Fm            Cm   Db 
I want to kiss to you in the pouring rain, 
        Eb/G           G# 
I say I loved you from the first 
   E+   Fm 
Time I saw you 
       Cm     Db                Eb/G    G# 
It's a sure fire way to get your heart to break, 
Bbm    Cm      Db 
That's Hollywood, 
    Eb            G# 
And this is real life 
         Bbm   Cm   Db 
You want Hollywood, 
                 G# 
And this is real life 

Instrumental 
G#/Eb   Fm 
Cm      Db 
Eb/G    G# 
E+      Fm 
Cm      Db 
Eb/G    G# 
Bbm     Cm     Db     Eb     G# 


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Chorus 
            G#/Eb       Fm            Cm  Db 
You want me pounding on the church doors, 
Eb/G         G#           E+   Fm 
Singing from a street light 
            Cm            Db            Eb/G    G# 
Oh it's the kind of love that doesn't exist anymore, 
Bbm      Cm       Db 
You want Hollywood, 
     Eb           G# 
And this is real life 
          G#/Eb          Fm            Cm   Db 
I want to kiss to you in the pouring rain, 
        Eb/G           G# 
I say I loved you from the first 
   E+   Fm 
Time I saw you 
       Cm     Db                Eb/G    G# 
It's a sure fire way to get your heart to break, 
Bbm    Cm      Db 
That's Hollywood, 
    Eb            G# 
And this is real life 
         Bbm   Cm   Db 
You want Hollywood, 
                    G# 
And this is real life 

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