C                                              Em 
And I always find, yeah, I always find somethin’ wrong 
                                               Am 
You been puttin’ up wit’ my shit just way too long 
                                               F# 
I’m so gifted at findin’ what I don’t like the most 
                                       C 
So I think it’s time for us to have a toast 

Let’s have a toast for the douchebags! 
                           Em 
Let’s have a toast for the assholes! 

Let’s have a toast for the scumbags! 
                           Am 
Every one of them that I know 

Let’s have a toast to the jerkoffs 
                        F# 
That’ll never take work off 

Baby, I got a plan 
                      C 
Run away fast as you can 

She find pictures in my email 
                                  Em 
I sent this girl a picture of my, hey! 

I don’t know what it is with females 
                                  Am 
But I’m not too good with that, hey! 

See, I could have me a good girl 
                                  F# 
And still be addicted to them hoodrats 

And I just blame everything on you 
                                  C 
At least you know that’s what I’m good at 

See, I always find 

And I always find 
                                  Em 
Yeah, I always find somethin’ wrong 
                                  Am 
You been puttin’ up with my shit just way too long 
                                  F# 
I’m so gifted at findin’ what I don’t like the most 
                                  C 
So I think it’s time for us to have a toast 

Let’s have a toast for the douchebags! 
                                Em 
Let’s have a toast for the assholes! 

Let’s have a toast for the scumbags! 
                          Am 
Every one of them that I know 

Let’s have a toast to the jerkoffs 
                        F# 
That’ll never take work off 

Baby, I got a plan 
                     C 
Run away fast as you can 
                        Em 
Run away from me, baby  Run away 
                        Am 
Run away from me, baby  Run away 
                        F# 
Run away from me, baby  Run away 

Baby, I got a plan 
                     C 
Run away fast as you can 

Em 
Run away from me, baby  Run away 
                        Am 
Run away from me, baby  Run away 
                        F# 
Run away from me, baby  Run away 

Baby, I got a plan 
                     C 
Run away fast as you can