Intro: Riff  C# A B 
 
E        C#      A      B   E        C#       A    B 
 Hi it's me I'm bored again, all is well I'm not insane  
E           C#       C      B     A    B        E    
 I've been drunk for seven days, everything is fine  
E             C#       A         B    
 I made some friends, broke the ice  
E       C#        A         B 
 Then I ate some bread and cheese,  
E             C#    C      B    A     B     E  C# A B E↑   
 To gain some weight keep me warm, everything's ok. 
 
     A    B            E      G#       C#       A  
It's me delivering psychosis over the phone to you  
   B                E 
I color your world blue 
     G#       C#         A        B           E 
Ten thousand miles from you, I'm sinking all alone  
    G#       C#     A  B         
Treading new waters,   I miss my buoy  
 
E         C#            A     B    
 The van smells like a dirty sock 
E     C#       A       B    
 Everyone has got the flu  
E          C#  C      B        A     B     E   
 I'd rather be sick of you, I'd rather be asleep, come on 
 
(E C# A B)2x   E C# C B A B   E C# A E↑  
 
     A    B            E      G#       C#       A  
It's me delivering psychosis over the phone to you  
   B                E 
I color your world blue 
     G#       C#         A        B           E 
Ten thousand miles from you, I'm sinking all alone  
    G#       C#     A   B          E↑        
Treading new waters, I missed my buoy  
 
Riff  
 
C#    A      B  E               C#        A         B 
 When I get home the band will have it's first hit song  
E       C#      C         B    A      B       E↑   
 You and I will buy some rings and a suburban home  
E            C#       A     B   
 I'll bring home the bacon bits  
E                C#       A     B 
 We'll make our parents grandparents  
E              C#        C           B     
 I'll take you out the breakfast at night  
     A         B       E   C# A B E↑   
And then we'll go to sleep 
 
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