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B              
Story of my life, story of my life 
E*                              F* 
well let's just say it's a fork and a knife 
B 
there's something on my mind, something all the time 
E*                   F* 
I gotta fill my mouth 
B 
Got no favorite meal, got no favorite meal 
E*                                F* 
I say every meal is clean if it fills me up for real 
B 
My belly's big and that's just the start 
E*                    F* 
My appetite's my heart 
 
 
C#                          E* 
And when I end up, I just throw up and laugh 
 
B                     C# 
This time, this time it's not a cow 
B                            C# 
It's kind of personal, can't explain to you why 
B                    C#  - E* 
This time, this time it's not a cow 
B                        C# 
So Mr. PC are you ready to bow 
 
 
B 
Breakfast in bed, breakfast in bed 
E*                                  F* 
The bed is in the kitchen so it's easy to be fed 
B        
And when I'm fed, yes when I am fed 
E*                 F* 
I go right back to bed 
B 
Food and sleep watch, food and sleep watch 
E*                           F* 
Theese things should keep me from having too much 
B 
My belly is big and that's just the start 
E*                 F* 
My appetite's my heart 
 
 
C#                                 E* 
Sometimes it feels like I could kill for desert 
 
 
B                            C# - E* 
But this time, this time it's not a cow 
B                                C#  
It's kind of personal, can't explain to you why 
B                      C# - E* 
This time, this time it's not a cow 
B                    C# 
So Mr. PC are you ready to bow 
 
1ª GUIT: B 
2ª GUIT: ( B - D# - C# - F*) (F* - E* - B) 
 
B - D# - C# - F*  
The story of my life 
F* - E* - B 
A big fork and the sharpest knife 
B - D# - C# - F* 
I guess this solid, solid, solid, solid bridge leads me on 
F* - E* - B 
To the nearest fridge 
 
 
C#                           E* 
And when I end up I just throw up and laugh 
 
B                        C# - E* 
So this time, this time it's not a cow 
B                              C# 
It's kind of personal, can't explain to you why 
B                    C# - E* 
This time, this time it's not a cow 
B                    C# 
So Mr. PC are you ready to bow 
 
B                    C# - E*     B      C# - E* 
This time, this time it's not a cow, not a cow 
B                   C# - E*         B              C# - E* 
No this time, this time, this time, this time it's not a cow 
E* 
Not a pig, sheep, chicken, moose, duck, snake, horse or frog