Intro Bm B 

Am         G 
    Have a go 
         D        E 
When the pubs all close 

    Am        G         D     B 
And have a go when they open 

RIFF 1: 
E A F#m B 
C#m F#m D B 

Am           G        D         E 
Then have a go by the traffic lights 
Am          G                 D      B 
Cut up or shut up, you're alright ! 
       Am        G          D      E 
And as always I'm here right behind you 
       Am             G        D                 B 
And as always there's time, so have another go, oh ... 


  Em         D            C       Bm 
A small baby girl cradled in your arms 
     C#m      G     A 
Your one big contribution 
B            
We'll never know 


We'll never know   // Play Riff 1 twice 
We'll never know 
We'll never know 


D    A 
Ah, yeah 
D    F#m 
Ah, yeah 
B 
Oh ... 


Ha ha, ha ha, ha ha  // Play Riff 1 once 
Ah, ah, ha ha 
  

Am             G           D           E 
A small girl runs crying, through the park 
Am             G        D        B 
So freely her daddy berates her 
Am          G              D           E 
    Right now, so for the rest of her life 
           Am             G      D          B 
She is convinced that her daddy hates her, oh ... 



Ha ha, ha ha, ha ha   // Repeat Riff 1 until the end 
Oh, oh, ha ha 
Oh ... 
Ha ha, ha ha, ha ha 
Oh, oh, ha ha 
Oh ... 
Ha ha, ha ha, ha ha 
Oh, oh, ha ha 
Oh ... 
Ha ha, ha ha, ha ha 
Oh, oh, ha ha 
Oh ... 
Ha ha, ha ha, ha ha 
Oh, oh, ha ha 
Oh ... 
Ha ha, ha ha, ha ha 
Oh, oh, ha ha