(intro 2x) D   A  D/F#  G  

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Hey, calling all imaginary friends! 
       D                A                     D/F#                     G 
Today, don't want no one to tell me how it ends 
E7                                A 
Took breathing for granted 
                     G       G/F#                 E 
and now i don't know how to breathe 
 E7                                 A 
something that you planted 
           G          G/F#         E 
just won't get up and leave 
G                            A                    G 
You only get to play one time 
                           D                G                   A 
Lenny Bruce 's bug eyes stare from a LP 
G                            D 
Asking me just what kind 
     G                      A 
of fight i got in me 
      G                              D 
I harbored some ambition 
      G                       A 
to turn it up like that 
    G                     D 
I already had roadblocks so 
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Why'd you have to cheat? 

(  A9    A9     A    A9  A/F# G  )                (2x) 
Oh    Ah    ha   ha    ha    ha 

(  A9     A9    A    A9  A/F# ) 
Oh    Ah    ha   ha    ha 

(  D                   A       D/F#          G  )               (6x) 
Hey, calling all imaginary friends!