E  D9   E7     A     D9        A           D9 
I don't want french fried po - ta - toes,  
 
A    D9       A           D9 
Red ripe to - ma - toes, 
 
B7         Edim         B7 
I'm nev- er sat - is - fied. 
 
           D9        Cdim            A       F#7 
I want the frim fram sauce with the aus - en fay 
 
           D9     E7/6     A  Edim  E7 
With cha - fa - fa on the side. 
 
 
E  D9   E7    A     D9      A         D9 
I don't want pork chops and ba - con,  
 
A     D9       A        D9 
That won't a - wa - ken 
 
   B7        Edim       B7 
My ap - pe - tite in - side. 
 
            D9       Cdim            A       F#7 
I want the frim fram sauce with the aus - en fay 
 
           D9      Dm6     A  
With cha - fa - fa on the side. 
 
 
Bridge: 
 
   A7             D      D6 
A fella's really got to eat 
 
       A7    Fdim        D9 
And a fella should eat right. 
 
 B7      Cdim      E 
Five will get you ten 
 
Fdim       B7         Cdim     E7 
I'm gonna feed myself right tonight. 
 
 
E  D9   E7    A     D9      A         D9 
I don't want fish cakes and rye bread -  
 
A     D9       A        D9 
You heard what I said. 
 
B7             Edim        B7 
Waiter, please serve mine fried 
 
            D9       Cdim            A       F#7 
I want the frim fram sauce with the aus - en fay 
 
           D9      Dm6     A  
With cha - fa - fa on the side.