D                      A 
it's kind of hard to wear high heels 
        D         A 
or slip on banana peels 
D                A             E 
how does she get in and out of tubs? 
  D                  A 
i hope she don't get mad 
           D                            A 
i hope she thinks this song is good not bad 
      D5                  E5                 A5 
cause we think that she's totally rad, she's nubs 
 
   D5          A5        D5          A5 
no fingers, no toes, she doesn't own elbows 
   D5           A5              E5 
no phalanges no knobby knees to knock 
          D5               A5       D5               A5 
she don't need knuckles or hands to go see punk rock bands 
D5           E5                   A5 
she's always in the stands, she's nubs 
 
    D5              A5         D5                A5 
she can't pick up a phone, she can't get dressed alone 
D5           A5                E5 
She's got no funny bone, she's nubs 
    D5        A5         D5                  A5          D5          E5          A5 
No shoes for feet but we sure do think she's neat, she's nubs, she's nubs, she's nubs 
 
now comes the interlude, guitar 1 keeps playin this chord progression and guitar 2 
comes in with some riff, dunno what it is, then it moves into this... 
 
F#5                       D5       A5                          E5 
I asked her if she want a drink, I asked her if she liked Toronto, 
   F#5                       D5                        E5                A5 
I asked her to go out to the bar, but all she said was no thanks, no and no 
 
       D5             A5          D5                    A5 
It was time for us to leave, so I grabbed and shook her sleeve 
    D5               A5              E5        
and told her I'd see her at the next club  
    D5         A5                D5             A5 
she got into a pack and some guy put her on his back,  
    D5               E5               A5 
she said goodbye and kinda waved her stub 
 
      D5            A5        D5              A5 
she's got beauitful eyes, and breasts regular size, 
D5          A5                E5 
but without calves or thighs, she's nubs 
     D5                A5      D5            A5 
It's hard to give good head or get tied to a bed, 
D5                       E5                   A5 
when all you've got is a body and head, she's nubs 
 
      D5                      A5 
she's nubs, she's nubs, she's nubs... etc etc 
 
       D                A             D               A 
oh she may not walk the walk, and she may not like to talk 
    D5                 E5                 A5 
but boy she sure knows how to rock, she's nubs 
 
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Contribuição: Alexandre Oliveira(alexguimenti@hotmail.com)