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D 
God. Come in God. 
  
God, come in God. 
C# 
Damn, you're a girl. 
        B                       Bb                                                B              Bb 
Well, I guess the reason why I'm talking you tonight is because I've been doing a lot of thinking. 
                                                    B                            Bb 
I mean, I consider myself a pretty cool guy and I've never cheated on any of my girlfriends. 
            B                     Bb                 A 
Except that one time in Japan, but that was just head and head don't count right? 
                                        B 
Aw, thanks God, I knew you'd understand. 
                         C                           C#                     C 
Well, I just feel like, well to be honest with you, God, I just need a sweet bitch. 
                   Bb                                 A 
You know, somebody not too, not too fast, but not too slow. 
                                                   C 
Cuz, I don't have it all my damn self! And life ain't easy.  
                                                       B 
You know, you just want somebody by your side to help smooth that thing out.  
  
You know what I'm talking 'bout? 
                        D 
And at this piont, I mean, I'm not being picky. She doesn't even have to have a big ol' ass, you 
             C# 
 know. Just something well proportioned to her body, you know a nice little tail. You know. 
B       Bb 
What? 
  
You say you've got somebody. 
B        Bb 
Is she cute? 
  
So when do I get to meet her? 
   B                     Bb                   B           Bb 
Ahh. God, you're the greatest. I guess I'll talk to you later. 
A 
Amen. 
  
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 
  
Alady.