Intro: C G D G (4x)
A D E A D E A
A            D
He wants her love
E                A
But never took a shower
He loves her badly
D   E                  A
But he does not have a dollar
A          D
He listens good
E                    A
Can't understand the words
                  D
He wants a better life
    E                  A
But life keeps getting worse
D A E A D A E A
B                E
He just cannot remember
F#        B
Anybody's name
             E           F#
When the situation degenerates
                  B
There's no one to blame
B                     E
He tries to do things right
F#                B
He knows he never will
                    E
'Cause his favorite song 
My friend
F#                 B
Is The Fool On The Hill
E B F# B E B F# B
Toda a letra novamente:
G C D G (8x)
Instrumental final:
C G D G (4x)