G  A C D) 
 
      G                    E 
Got a flip-top pack of cigarettes in her pocket  feeling 
A 
Good at the top  shopping in sharp shoes  
G              E                     A 
Walking in the sunshine town feeling very cool 
        D                              Eb 
But the butchers and the bakers in the supermarket stores getting 
E                             A 
Everything she wants from the supermarket store (more more more) 
G          C        G          C 
Apples and oranges  apples and oranges 
G                    E                   A 
Cornering meekly she trips up sweetly to meet the people  
         G          E      A 
She's on time again -- and then 
  D                            Eb 
I catch her by the eye  then I stop and have to think  
        E                          A 
"What a funny thing to do 'cos I'm feeling very pink" (pink pink pink) 
G          C        G          C 
Apples and oranges  apples and oranges 
C           C 
I love she  she loves me 
F#m      Eb  D    G 
See you  see you  see you... 
G 
Apples and oranges  apples and oranges {falsetto voice} 
 
(G... G9  D) 
 
G                         E 
Thought you might like to know 
A             G           E        A 
I'm the lorry driver man     she's on the run 
D           Eb         E 
Down by the river side feeding sucks by the 
A 
Afternoon tide (quack quack quack) 
G          C        G          C 
Apples and oranges  apples and oranges 
C 
Doo da duh duh duh duh duh... {etc} 
 
{Guitar feedback} 
 
(Playful senseless mutter) 
 
 
CHORDS USED: 
 
G  320002     A  577655     C   x32010     D  x5777x 
Eb x6888x     E  x7999x     F#m 244222     G9 3x0005 
G  355600