hit 3 times then 1 fast hit(maybe up) 

Bb5 F#5 Bb5 F#5(hit one time, then start to sing) 
             Bb5            F#5 
I wrote this novel just for you 
          Bb5                  F#5          
It sounds pretentious but it's true 
             Bb5            F#5 
I wrote this novel just for you 
                Bb5                     F#5 
That's why it's vulgar, That's why it's blue 
      F5         F#5 
And I say, thank you 
      F5         F#5(hit one time) 
And I say, thank you 

             Bb5            F#5 
I wrote this novel just for Mom 
            Bb5                F#5 
For all the mommy things she's done 
             Bb5                F#5        
For all the times she showed me wrong 
            Bb5                 F#5 
For all the time she sang god's song 
      F5            F#5 
And I say thank you Mom 
F5       F#5 
   Hello Mom 
F5           F#5 
   Thank you Mom 
 F5    F#5(hit one time) 
    Hi Mom 
         Bb5              F#5 
I read a book about Uncle Tom 
                Bb5           F#5 
Where a whitey bastard made a bomb 
        Bb5              F#5 
But now Ebonics rule our song 
            Bb5            F#5 
Those motherfuckers got it wrong 
      F5               F#5 
And I ask Who is uncle Tom? 
      F5               F#5 
          Who is uncle Tom? 
      F5               F#5 
          Who is uncle Tom? 
      F5      F#5(hit one time) 
          You are 

         Bb5            F#5 
I read a book about the self 
              Bb5           F#5 
Said I should get expensive help 
          Bb5               F#5 
Go fix my head, Create some wealth 
          Bb5          F#5 
Put my neurosis on the shelf 
F5                        F#5 
   But I don't care for myself 
F5                    F#5 
   I don't care for myself 
F5                    F#5 
   I don't care for myself 

F5         F#5(hit one time) 
   I don't care 

             Bb5            F#5 
I wrote this novel just for you 
       Bb5                   F#5 
I'm so pretentious, yes it's true 
             Bb5            F#5 
I wrote this novel just for you 
         Bb5(hit one time, stop playing) 
Just for you, Just for you