Intro: 
 
	
ocultar tablatura
 
bass {6X; piano enters 2nd time, drums 3rd, organ and guitar 5th; 
	      continue bass line into verse} 
 
	(F7)             (Bb7) 
	 v   v   v   v     v   v   v   v 
	----10-8---9-10--|----------------- 
	-----------------|----10-8---6---6- 
	-8---------------|-8--------------- 
	-----------------|-----------------
 
 
Verse 1: 
 
	F7                       Bb7 
	   Outside the gates of Cerdes 
	F7                          Bb7 
	   Sits the two-pronged unicorn 
	F7               Bb7 
	   Plays at relaxation time 
	F7                      Bb7 
	   The rhinestone flugelhorn 
	Gm                         Dm 
	   While mermaids lace carnations 
	Gm                           F 
	   Into wreaths for ailing whales 
	Gm                 Dm        /C 
	   Neptune dances hornpipes 
	       Bb7                F7   Bb7   F7   Bb7 
	While Salome   sheds her veils 
 
Verse 2: 
 
	Phallus Phil tries peddling 
	His pewter painted pot 
	But Sousa Sam could only hear 
	Screams of Pete the Sot 
	Buddha sips his Creme deMenthe 
	From terra cotta cups 
	And exhales menthol-scented breath 
	While spewing   verbiage up 
 
Instrumental break: 
 
	(guitar solo over verse chords) 
 
Verse 3: 
 
	Down technical blind alleys 
	Live the race of former dreams 
	These who walk across them  
	Are no longer what they seem 
	Even Christian Scientists 
	Can but display marble plaques 
	Which only retell legends 
	While my eyes   reach out for facts 
	Yeah, my eyes reach out for facts 
 
Coda {repeat w/guitar solo to fade}: 
 
	F7      Bb7       F7      Bb7 
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