Well,It's my first tab :).Easy to play and sounds great,I hope) 
                                                           
intro      D C Am F G                                                        
           D C Am F E ( or Em-both sound alright)Too big too small  

D        C 
Too big too small 
Am               F     G 
Size does matter after all 
D       C 
Zu groß zu klein 
Am               F     E(Em) 
Er konnte etwas größer sein 
D              C 
Mercedes-Benz und Autobahn 
Am              F       G 
Alleine in das Ausland fahren 
D            C 
Reise Reise Fahrvergnügen 
Am                F          E(Em) 
Ich will nur Spaß mich nicht verlieben 

Fm 
Just a little bit 
Gm              A 
Just a little bitch 

D                  C 
You've got a pussy 
Am             F  G 
I have a dick ah 
D                    C 
So what's the problem 
Am               F  E(Em) 
Let's do it quick 
D                 C 
So take me now before it's too late 
Am                   F         G 
Life's too short so I can't wait 
D               C           
Take me now oh don't you see 
Am                 F      G 
I can't get laid in Germany 

Too short too tall 
Doesn't matter one size fits all 
Zu groß zu klein 
Der Schlagbaum sollte oben sein 

Schönes Fraulein Lust auf mehr 
Blitzkrieg mit dem Fleischgewehr 
Schnaps im Kopf du holde Braut 
Steck Bratwurst in dein Sauerkraut 

Just a little bit 
Be my little bitch 

You've got a pussy 
I have a dick ah 
So what's the problem 
Let's do it quick 
So take me now before it's too late 
Life's too short so I can't wait 
Take me now oh don't you see 
I can't get laid in Germany  
write me if notice any mistakes  jimmy- knife @yandex.ru