-Verse- 
D		 F#m			
You don't always have to *** her hard.  
   Em			     A
In fact sometimes that's not right to do. 
D		    F#m	
Sometimes you gotta make some love, 
Em			   A
 and ***in' give her some smooches too. 
Bm                      G        Bm		             G
Sometimes you've got to squeeze, sometimes you've got to say please, 
D			 A
sometimes you got to say hey, 
 
-Chorus- 
          D	   F#m	    Em			A
I'm gonna *** you softly.  I'm gonna screw you gently. 
	  D	   F#m		       Em	   A	
I'm gonna hump you sweetly.  I'm gonna ball you discreetly. 

Bm                G
And then you say 'hey I brought you flowers,
D                 A
And then you say 'wait a minute sally,  
Bm               G                         	 Em
I think I've got something in my teeth could you get it out for me ?
A
That's ***in' teamwork. 


 
-Verse- 
D                      F#m
What's your favorite posish(position) 
Em				 A			      D
That's cool with me, it's not my favorite, but I'll do it for you. 
D		    F#m
What's you favorite dish' 
	      Em                              A
I'm not gonna cook it but I'll order it from Zanzibar. 
 
-Chorus 2- 
(loud)Bm                         G 
  And then I'm gonna love you completely 
(soft)D                             A 
  and then I'll ***in' *** you discreetly 
(loud)Bm			     G 
  and then I'll ***in' ball you completely 
    D              Em           A   C     G     D
and then I'm gonna fuuuuuuuck  you haaaaaaaaaard 
Bb         C        D
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrd