Intro: Dm Am F C G 

Dm                     
A long ass fuckin' time ago in a town called Kickapoo 
Am                           
There lived a humble family religious through and through 
F                    
But yay there was a black sheep 
C                     G 
And he knew just what to do 
Dm                  
His name was young J.B. and he refused to step in-line 
Am                    
A vision he did see-eth fuckin' rockin' all the time 
F                                C                G 
He wrote a tasty jam and all the planets did align              

        A                              C 
Oh the dragons balls were blazin' as I stepped into his cave 
       G                   
Then I sliced his fuckin' cockles 
       A#                 
With a long and shiney blade 
      A 
'Twas I who fucked the dragon 
     C    
Fuckalize sing-fuckaloo 
     G 
And if you try to fuck with me 
     A#                A 
Then I shall fuck you too         
 C             G                     A 
Gotta get it on in the party zone      
 C                   G                      A 
I gots to shoot a load in the party zone     
 C              G                        A 
Gotta lick a toad in the party zone        
 C               G                       A 
Gotta suck a chode in the party zone        

Ah! 

G - A# - F - A#  

G 
You've disobeyed my orders, son 
A# 
Why were you ever born? 
F 
Your brother's ten times better than you 
G# 
Jesus loves him more 
G                                           A# 
This music that you play for us comes from the depths of hell 
F                                            G# 
Rock and roll's the Devil's work, he wants you to rebel 
G 
You'll become a mindless puppet 
A# 
Beelzebub will pull the strings 
F 
Your heart will lose direction 
G#                         G 
And chaos it will bring 
A#                         F              
You'd better shut your mouth 
                     G 
Better watch your tone 
A#                    F                     G 
You're grounded for a week with no telephone 
A#                     F 
Don't let me here you cry 
                        G 
Don't let me hear you moan 
A#                     F                       G 
You gotta praise The Lord when you're in my home 

G 
Dio can you hear me? 
      A# 
I am lost and so alone 
    F 
I'm askin' for your guidance 
          G# 
Won't you come down from your throne? 
  G                              A# 
I need a tight compadre who will teach me how to rock 
   F 
My father thinks you're evil 
         G# 
But man, he can suck a cock 
G 
Rock is not The Devil's work 
     A# 
It's magical and rad 
     F                          G#                                     G G# F A# 
I'll never rock as long as I am stuck here with my dad 

  G 
I hear you brave young Jaybles 
        A# 
You are hungry for the rock 
       F 
But to learn the ancient method 
       G# 
Sacred doors you must unlock 
  G        
Escape your father's clutches 
           A# 
And this oppressive neighborhood 
     F 
On a journey you must go 
   G#                     G  
To find the land of Hollywood 
       G      
In The City of Fallen Angels 
           F              G#  
Where the ocean meets the sand 
          G 
You will form a strong alliance 
         F                   G# 
And the world's most awesome band 
    G           
To find your fame and fortune 
             F               G# 
Through the valley you must walk 
         G 
You will face your inner demons 
    F          G#      G         
Now go my son and rock 

G-G#-G-G#-G-G#-F-A# (2X) 

G 
So he went from fuckin' Kickapoo with hunger in his heart 
A 
And he journeyed far and wide to find the secrets of his art 
A#                                        C 
But in the end he knew that he would find his counterpart 

G-G#-G-G#-G-G#-F-A#  (Até o fim)