(chorus)
(n.c)         Am
Cos it's the pick,
            C
Of destiny, child,
    F
You know it will be rocking,
        G
Cos it's fucking insane.

             Am  
Cos it's the pick 
     C
Of destiny,
     F
More precious than a diamond,
     G
On a platinum chain.

(Verse 1)
Am
 In Fair's Beach,
                      C
There was a man named Kage,
F
 When he was busking,
   G
He was all of the rage.

Am
 He met Jables,
                       C
And he taught him well.
F
 All the techniques,
             G
That were de-veloped in hell.

Am
 Cock pushups,
                     C
And the power slide,
F
 Geek simulation,
            G
Now there's nowhere to hide.

Am
 They formed a band,
                        C
They named Tenacious D,
F
 And then they got,
            G
The pick of destiny.

(chorus)
             Am
Cos it's the pick,
            C
Of destiny, child,
    F
You know it will be rocking,
         G
Cos it's fucking insane.

             Am
Cos it's the pick,
            C
Of destiny, child,
     F
Our tasty grooves are better,
       G
Than a chicken charlemagne.

(bridge 1)
    F5
Cos he who is sleezy,
   G5
Is easy to please-y,
    F5
And she who is juicy,
     G5
Must be Lucy Goose-y
    F5
And he who is groovy,
     G5
Will be in my movie,
So come on:

(Interlude)
Am  G  F  G  E7

(break)
    Dm (deixa soar)
The wizard and the demon,
Had a Battle Royale,
    Am (deixa soar)
The demon almost killed him,
With an evil ka-pow.
    C
But then he broke his tooth,
             G                (n.c)
And thus the demon said 'ow'!

(chorus)
             Am
Cos it's the pick,
            C
Of destiny, child,
    F
You know it will be rocking,
         G
Cos it's fucking insane.

             Am
Cos it's the pick,
           C
Of destiny, child,
     F
You know our boogie's better,
       G
Than-a Citizen Caine.

(bridge 2)
    F5
Cos he who's a geezer,
     G5
Must live in my freezer,
    F5
And she who is Starky,
    G5
Is full of malarky,
    F5
And he who is groovy,
     G5
Will be in my movie,
So come on:

(Solo)
Am G  F  G (x2)

(bridge 3)
    F5
Cos if you're a diva.
     G5
Then go to Geneva,
    F5
And if you're a croney,
     G5
Then suck on my boney,
    F5
And if you are groovy,
     G5
Then get in my movie,
It's called:

(final)
    Am   G  F   E7 Am
The pick of des-ti-ny,
    Dm   Am F   E7 Am
The pick of des-ti-ny.