Am 
This is the greatest and best song in the world. Tribute. 
A long time ago me and my brother Kyle here, 
We was hitchhiking down a long and lonesome road, 
All of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon, 
In the middle of the road. AND HE SAID: 
 
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Play the best song in the world, or I'll eat your souls. 
 
Am 
So me and Kyle, we looked at each other, AND WE EACH SAID: 
D
O.K. 
 
       Am                          G 
And we played the first thing that came to our heads, 
F                                 Am               G 
Which just so happened to be, the best song in the world, 
           F 
it was the best song in the world. 
 
D                          F                   C 
Look into my eyes and it's easy to see one and one makes two, 
        G                       F 
two and one makes three, it was destiny. 
D                           F                     C 
Once every hundred-thousand years or so, when the sun doth shine 
        G                      F 
And the moon doth glow and the grass doth grow. 
 
Am 
Needless to say, the beast was stunned, 
WHIP CRACK WITH YOUR SWAMPY TAIL, 
And the beast was done. He asked us: 
Be you angels? 
And we said nay, we are but men. 
 
Rock. 
 
D        F  C           G 
Aaahhhhhhaaaowwowowowowo, 
F 
Awooo wooo ahwowowowo. 
 
Am                 G                  Am 
This is not, the greatest song in the world. 
                            G        Am 
No. This is just a tribute. 
Am                     G                    Am 
Couldn't remember, the greatest song in the world. 
                         G       Am 
Yeah! No! This is just a tribute oooh. 
 
Am G                     F 
         To the greatest song in the world, all right. 
Am G                         F 
         It was the greatest song in the world, all right. 
Am G                                             F 
         It was just the best, mother f***ing song in the world all right. 
 
                 Ow,                  ow,                   ow,                       a ha 
Riggagoo, ree, fliggagoo, flee, riggaggigoo, a riggaggigoo ba dee, 
           Ha hee,               ha hee,              ha hee,       ha hee,               yeah. 
Um bad a flee, riggaggiggo ree, riggaggiggaggigaggiggaggigga bud a yeah. 
 
Am G F 
Am G F 
 
Am                                  G 
And the peculiar thing is this my friends: 
        F 
The song that we sang on that fateful night: 
   Am                    G                 F 
It didn't actually sound anything like this song! 
 
                      Am       G     F 
This is just a tribute, you've gotta believe it, 
                    Am            G            F 
And I wish you were there, just a matter of opinion, 
Hahahahaha! 
 
Am            G               F 
     Good god, god loving oh, I'm so surprised to find you can't stop it oh, 
Am                     G                    F 
     Up far, up really really far, there's a rich mother f***er, hahahaha! 
 
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