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1. You're the kind of person you meet at certain dismal dull affairs,
    center of a crowd, talking much too loud running up and down the stairs.
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    Well, it seems to me that you have seen too much in too few years,
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    and though you've tried you just can't hide your eyes are edged with tears.
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    You better stop - look around, here it comes, here it comes, here it comes,
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    here it comes, here comes your nineteenth nervous breakdown.
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2. When you were a child you were treated kind,
    but you were never brought up right.
    You were always spoiled with a thousand toys but still you cried all night.
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    Your mother who neglected you owes a million dollars tax,              D
    and your father's still perfecting ways of making sealing wax.
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    You better stop - look around, here it comes, here it comes, here it comes,
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    here it comes, here comes your nineteenth nervous breakdown.
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    Oh, who's to blame, that girl's just insane, well nothing I do don't seem to work,
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    It only seems to make matters worse.  Oh please.                     D
3. You were still in school when you had that fool who really messed your  mind,
    and after that you turned your back on treating people kind.        G
    On our first trip I tried so hard to rearrange your mind,         D
    but after a while I realized you were disarranging mine.
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    You better stop, look around, here it comes, here it comes, here it comes,
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    here it comes, here comes your nine-teenth nervous breakdown,
    Here comes your nine-teenth nervous breakdown.....